I'm not sure why, but bumbass robber stories have always intrigues me.  I guess it goes to show that alot of times, people who break the law haven't thought their actions all the way through.  Couple of new stories today including a genius from Niceville, Florida.  Apaarently he tried to rob a covenience store, but when the cashier showed him an empty register, he just meandered across the street to a Winn-Dixie and called his mom for a ride.  Duh...  And what about these brilliant strategists.  A couple of guys decided they would rob a jewelry store by breaking in through a bathroom on the back of the strip plaza, but wound up making their way into the KFC next door.  Unless the original recipe was there for the taking, I doubt they were too happy...