First off, I think awesome and amazing are the most overused words in the English language.  I will say though, that I think this ad for a new banana slicer is very good... and the comments section rocks out loud.  A rare instance where the creativity of the commenters is funny rather than mean spirited... I mean you gotta love someone who would write this.

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana.
"Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around
knives.